ROYALLY RIPPED IN SEATTLE, WA
Hear ye, hear ye! Kings & Queens, Knights & Nobles! All loyal subjects of the mighty kingdom of your couch, gather ‘round & hear tell of the noble new monarch: You, with the help of Sofa King Kush.
BRED IN-HOUSE AND CULTIVATED BY PACIFIC NORTHWEST ROOTS
Like all Pacific Northwest Roots products, this indica flower has been given the cannabis royal treatment from seed to finished product. Sofa King Kush has unknown lineage, but that doesn’t make it any less of a blue-blood. Pesticide-free, indoor and soil-grown, this high THC legacy strain is a majesty to behold, even at first glance. Its palatial buds are adorned with trichomes like crown jewels, draped in an imperial tapestry of green, beige and amber hues. This indica-dominant beauty is as ornate and breathtaking as the most lavishly outfitted castle.
KUSH FIT FOR A KING
Lovers of Kush strains, rejoice! No longer do you have to lower your expectations. From its effects to its flavor and aroma profile, Sofa King Kush is a true prince among men. Its dank aromas of incense, fresh herbs, and nuts bring to mind an enchanted forest, and each hit settles on the lips and tongue like sweet mead: tingly, rich, intoxicating. You may never be able to experience the life of a royal, but at least you can smoke like one.
YOUR SOFA AWAITS
Make no mistake, your excellency: with this Indica strain at the helm, your ascent to the throne will be more of a descent into the depths of your living room furniture. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men may not even be able to get you back up again! It’ll be of little concern to you, though. Its sedative, near-stupefying effects will completely kill any desire to venture. Everything the light from your TV touches? Your Kingdom. Everything else? In a faraway land.
It’s true what they say: some are born great, and others have greatness thrust upon them. And then there’s the people who smoked Sofa King Kush, and got too high to remember which category they fall into.
CLAIM YOUR RIGHTFUL THRONE AS SOFA KING/QUEEN
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